On Sunday morning we left Brussels behind and drove to Mons, capital of the Belgian province of Hainaut, 45 minutes to the south. We were on a mission: to revisit my youth--the scene of countless crimes of fashion and zero crimes of passion, now seventeen long years past. We were also hoping to find someplace decent to eat lunch. They were two very important missions, you see.
Grand Place and Hotel de Ville, Mons
Mons was quiet and empty when we arrived. We had to park on a side street and find our way down to the Grand Place. It was cold and breezy. The sky was overcast and gray. Thankfully, the predicted rain had held off.
We wandered around the market square, where I showed the kids the famous Mons monkey.
See how shiny his head is?
That's because the residents of Mons rub his head when they pass him, for luck. It's a tradition.
We all took our turns.
I hoped my good luck would soon lead me to a nice, cold glass of beer.
**Update: Mr. Lush was asking me about the history of the Mons monkey, so I started reading about him online...It turns out he's been visited (and caressed) by Emperor Napoleon of France. What do you think of that, Alice? A timely coincidence!
View of the bell tower, Le Beffroi, Mons
I had high expectations for this visit to Mons. I'd been mentally preparing myself during the car ride, however, for a slight feeling of disappointment. It's hard to truly appreciate a city like Mons--which thrives in the warm summer months--with its open air cafes and lively market square--but seems rather grim and sterile in the dark, cold winter months. I wondered if it would be depressing to be back at this time of year.
It turns out I had nothing to worry about. The city center was deserted, but familiar and reassuring. Nothing had changed, really. We walked along the cobblestone streets and into the pedestrian zone, which lead past small shops, restaurants and bars. Even the alleyways looked pleasantly familiar.
Eventually we made our way to the most famous building in Mons. It's the St. Waudru cathedral, named for St. Waudru, the founder of a monastery here during the 7th century.
It also happens to be where I graduated from high school.
After hanging around the cathedral for a bit, we made our way back out to the Grand Place to find someplace to eat lunch.
Eventually, we settled on "The Copenhagen," a Danish restaurant and bar where I used to put away a few of these back in the day:
They're Carlsburg Elephants. Mr. Lush coveted the beer glasses...
while I coveted what was IN them.
Fun Fact: You know who else lived in Mons for a time?
Mr. Vincent Van Gogh, in 1879.
It's where he painted one of his first paintings, "The Potato Eaters."
He was living in Mons, working as an evangelist, preaching to and comforting the poor coal miners, in an area known as "The Borinage."
The photo above is the belfry in Mons, known as Le Beffroi. It's a famous landmark, once written about by Victor Hugo in a letter to his wife. He wrote: 'Imagine a giant coffee pot, with under it four smaller tea pots. It would be very ugly if it weren't that big.'
Vincent Van Gogh and Victor Hugo--both in the tiny city of Mons for a short while during their lives. This little city attracts good company, methinks.
Wanna know one thing that wasn't good about Mons?
This monstrosity on the Grand Place.
How could this have happened? Why? Why?
So, let's recap: Mons, former home of Vincent Van Gogh, visited and written about by Victor Hugo...now home to Chi-Chi's.
Le sigh.

Le Sigh indeed.
You have captured in your photos what I love about European cities in the winter - I love them all cold and grey and the bare leaved trees - because they make the bars and cafes with their warmth and red lamps all the more enticing..
Posted by: bluemountainsmary | February 19, 2009 at 09:04 PM
"I want to rub the Mons monkey!" she said in a breathless rush.
Posted by: Tuli | February 19, 2009 at 10:05 PM
so you ARE turning into a little old lady who doesn't like change and the modern way!
the fact that I agree with you proves that I, too, am turning into a little old lady who doesn't like change and the modern way.
Crap.
Posted by: The Coffee Lady | February 19, 2009 at 10:43 PM
Your blog is so freaking educational. I had NO IDEA Chi-Chis was international! None! I feel so enlightened now.
Posted by: Badger | February 19, 2009 at 11:07 PM
(snicker) You said mons. Not once but a whole buncha times.
Posted by: Jen | February 19, 2009 at 11:43 PM
What a wonderful place to live! I loved the description of the belfry, and I know G would love the beer glasses. And, yes, I completely agree with you about the Chi-Chis... K x
Posted by: kristina | February 20, 2009 at 08:54 AM
We were planning a trip to Belgium last weekend as well, but Wil's last minute trip to TX derailed that plan. Now we have your detailed tour-in-pictures as our guide! Glad to see you had a wonderful time!
Posted by: Uma | February 20, 2009 at 09:54 AM
Oh I agree the pictures are just lovely! I got a little chuckle out of the bit about Napoleon :)
Posted by: Sarah S. | February 20, 2009 at 10:39 PM
I love that I can visit Belgium through your blog and great photos! I already want to move to Germany from seeing the village where you live. I keep telling hubby I feel the need to move to Germany, the land of my ancestors is calling me. So he said what about the French, British and Irish parts of me. Um... I guess it's because I have more German and that is overpowering the rest. You think? lol
Posted by: Cindy | February 21, 2009 at 02:29 AM
Gasp! Fancy me writing about Napoleon at exactly the same time that you are looking at monkeys!! What does this mean??Does it prove that I am telepathic?
Posted by: Alice C | February 21, 2009 at 04:33 PM
and yet all the Chi's-Chi's HERE have closed due to a little salmonella scandal a few years back that killed a few people. Huh. Don't eat the scallions.
These pics are all lovely and whatnot, and you are too adorable for words (and might I mention your FLAT stomach - green with envy), but could you pretty pretty please post photos of your TEN new Persephone books?
Posted by: babelbabe | February 23, 2009 at 07:11 PM
sooooo... please explain... how come you grew up in Belgium? I'm confused.
Posted by: monica | February 25, 2009 at 10:39 AM
Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
Posted by: air jordans | July 07, 2010 at 04:55 AM