I'd like to tell you I've been using my time constructively, making the world a better place.
I'd like to tell you I've been pondering some of the deeper questions of existence, and our roll in the universe at large.
I'd also like to tell you how I've changed.
I'm no longer a ridiculous, beer-drinking lush with little care for my own sense of self-dignity.
I could even tell you how I've matured, and developed a better sense of appropriateness and decorum.
But, ah, alas--I cannot.
You see, I've been busy.
Following the scent of Germany's sweetest nectar.
For I am the predator...and the beer, she is my prey.
Dignity and decorum can wait.
One must prioritize.
I've got my work cut out for me here.